What You'll Get
Like cars, human beings require occasional corrective bodywork, custom finishing, and fresh coats of wax to avoid being towed away and crushed into a cube. Keep your chassis classy with today's Groupon at Wellness Innovations in Pequannock. Choose between the following options:
- For $40, you get a detoxifying seaweed body wrap (a $95 value).
- For $40, you get a toxin-flushing colonic (a $95 value).
The center's board-certified staff guides clients toward overall health with a variety of holistic wellness services. During a 50-minute seaweed wrap, minerals gleaned from aquatic gardens help undermine the fat factories in bloated or cellulite-ridden skin, leaving epidermises gleaming with freshness and health. Patients can also opt for a 45-minute colonic, which serves your sphincter a draft of temperature-controlled water, prompting the large intestine's natural peristalsis to soften stool and blast through backed-up waste. This treatment can also relieve symptoms such as chronic indigestion or heartburn and may flush out toxins that cause other ailments.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 7, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. New clients only. By appointment only. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.