What You'll Get
Like a potato, if the human body is not properly mashed and moisturized, it will never be used for anything more than a science-project battery. Make sure your body is properly fluffed and buttered with today's soothing Groupon: for $59, you get an initial chiropractic exam, adjustment, and 30-minute deep-tissue massage, or an initial acupuncture evaluation, treatment, and 30-minute massage at Wellness Lounge in the DUMBO area (a $175 value).
The Wellness Lounge is staffed with holistic healers and powerful fingers firmly committed to helping stiff backs and battered energies achieve their full potential. The chiropractic session uses adjustments to unlock the spine and release the natural healing powers of the nervous system. Upon examination, the fancy fingers of the Wellness Lounge’s licensed chiropractors will release coiled tension along the length of unfurled spines, re-sorting disorganized columns and relieving postural imbalances and joint pain. A 30-mintue deep-tissue massage abets the healing properties of the treatment, which has been known to ease emotional stress and carpal-tunnel syndrome and bolster healthy pregnancies. During an initial acupuncture session, board-certified master acupuncturist Natasha Kubis uses traditional Japanese and Chinese methods to release imbalanced flows of energy. Following a 30-minute massage, newly freed energy tumbles unencumbered along the body’s internal pathways, increasing circulation and assuaging the discomfort from spastic muscles and their socially inappropriate reactions at funerals.
The Wellness Lounge helps clients holistically harness their bodies' natural defenses to promote long and healthy lives without ever looking a day over medium and healthy. The sweet wafts of aromatic candles, vibrantly colored walls, and elegant shadows cast by twinkling strands of lights make the Wellness Lounge a delightful destination for anyone seeking pampering. Call ahead to schedule your soothing spa escape.
- My ideal client is someone who thinks outside of the box, wants to work on themselves and is looking for newest anti-aging products, cutting edge technology and a tranquil healing environment. – Dr. Yelena Kozlyansky on DumboNYC
- Yelena is the best! I go there every other week for some sort of massage. – Donna P., Yelp, 3/1/10
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 17, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Must be used in 1 visit. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.