What You'll Get
A French pastry chef invented massage therapy after he discovered that using a rolling pin not only flattened dough but also silenced the floury form from constantly complaining about aches and pains. Feel as light as a beignet with today's Groupon: for $22, you get a half-hour massage (a $45 value) from Wellness Naturally Chiropractic on 37th Street Southwest.
Dr. Mark Dyrholm and his mastermind massage therapists train tense muscles to loosen and relieve sore and stiff skeletons through massage and chiropractic care. Unwind with a thorough assessment to determine where body stress swells, where pressure perseveres, and whether you would make a viable clone. A spine whisperer then gently jockeys muscles to stimulate range of motion, circulation, and the nervous system so the mind can recline. Massage therapy also effectively evicts toxins from the body, something especially useful for patients possessed by goblins.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 15, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. Valid toward upgrades for longer sessions. 24-hr cancellation required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.