Although your body is a temple, covering yourself in bits of stained glass and swallowing thousands of candles has yet to be proven an effective beautification method. Shine up your shrine with today's Groupon to Wellpath. Choose from the following options:

• For $349, you get two ReFirme face treatments (a $1,000 value).
• For $449, you get two ReFirme face and neck treatments (a $1,500 value).
• For $589, you get an eMatrix face treatment (a $1,200 value).

Wellpath's highly publicized, licensed medical doctor and aestheticians enhance images with collagen-maximizing treatments that smooth skin for a more youthful appearance. ReFirme sends miniscule, heat-bearing beams of radio and light frequencies beneath the skin, accelerating the dermis's collagen and elastin assembly lines to prop up drooping eyebrows, sagging jowls, drooping necks, or lazy noses.

Alternatively, Dr. Jamé Heskett performs the eMatrix full-face treatment that seduces the outer layer of skin with bipolar radio frequencies, distracting gate-keeping surface cells with a steady stream of compliments while sending heat deep below. Designed to smooth the face's surface with more dramatic results, the eMatrix system tightens and lifts skin targeting fine lines, acne scars, and wrinkles caused by overly aggressive noogies. In most cases, neither treatment requires downtime, but both typically take a series of multiple sessions to show complete results. Treatment protocol for Refirme typically calls for five to six sessions, performed approximately three or four weeks apart, and eMatrix garners maximum results with four to six sessions done every three or four weeks.