Although secret societies have terrific members-only benefits, their gorilla-centric initiation rites are often illegal. Make a legal solemn fitness vow with today's Groupon: for $49, you get one month of unlimited yoga classes, full gym-facility access, and a one-hour massage at WellStar Health Place (a $120 value).

Hospital-based WellStar Health Place's certified staff aids clients in their quests toward fitness and health, earning them a place on Atlanta Business Chronicle's list of top-10 fitness centers. A bevy of exercise classes offer unlimited opportunities for the yogically-minded. Students can try the schedule's Yoga I class to master basic postures and poses and stretch through the Power Yoga class, which fuses mental focus with core strength and flexibility for a fast-paced, challenging workout. Other class options include aerobics, Zumba, kickboxing, tai chi, and aerobic knitting.

After class, get-fitters saunter confidently into the gym and snap towels in silent effrontery at the fleet of cardio and weight machines soon to bend to an iron-lunged will. Indoor and outdoor running tracks, a heated pool, and a pair of racquetball courts allow bods to work up a sweat, following up with a session in the sauna or the whirlpool to rest tired limbs and purge pores of toxins and juicy gossip. A scheduled one-hour massage completes the wellness experience, unraveling tight shoulder knots and leaving muscles limber enough to sidle into neighborhood ATM slots.