What You'll Get
Charming misaligned vertebrae into pain-free functionality is like hypnotizing a pit viper into servitude: both must be defanged and then subjected to carefully orchestrated movements and cold lasers. Mesmerize your spine with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get your choice of one chiropractic exam and relief treatment or two acupuncture sessions at West Hartford Chiropractic (up to a $350 value).
Combining modern technology and ancient chiropractic techniques, the spine-soothers at West Hartford Chiropractic provide therapeutic treatment for acute and chronic conditions. The posture-propping procedure begins with a comprehensive chiropractic exam, in which backbone specialists assess overall spinal wellness. Next, West Hartford Chiropractic founder Dr. Moshe Laub will demand feats of flexibility, turning the spotlight on patients who can put hats on their heads with their feet, and tests reflexes by gently tapping knees to make sure they are not full of maple syrup. X-rays will occasionally be used to illuminate the dark corners of possible degeneration. Once any underlying conditions such as hula-hoop hip or texting-thumb syndrome are identified, the doctor will devise a treatment plan and corrective exercises. Targeted relief treatment may include spinal adjustments, physical therapy, and soft-tissue massage, as well as wellness techniques for discouraging discomfort at home.
Those seeking freedom from back pain or nicotine cravings may choose two acupuncture sessions with qi herder Christopher Gaunya, who uses ultrafine needles to lightly pin points of interest to the corporeal roadmap and better direct vital life-force energy on its journey toward restoring balance within the body. The centuries-old practice may help alleviate conditions such as headaches, stress, asthma, anxiety, allergies, and gremlin breath.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 13, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. New clients only. Valid only for listed services. Must use in 1 visit. Tax not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.