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Reviewed July 15, 2012
What You'll Get
Without teeth, Steak 'n Shake would simply be Steak Shake, and people would prepare for photos by spewing cheese at the camera lens. Celebrate the gift of calcified chewers with today’s Groupon: for $79, you get an exam, x-ray, and cleaning (up to a $328 value) at Brian R. Westover, DMD in West Linn.
As a member of the Crown Council, Dr. Westover keeps his veteran staff on its toes with continued advanced training and arms it with the most starship-compatible teeth-cleaning technology available. During your exam ($66 value), Dr. Westover thoroughly inspects your mouth's pointy denizens while you lie back and daydream about what a phoenix tastes like. Next, a series of x-rays (depending on need, up to $115 value) scans your oral cavern's stalactites and stalagmites for undesirable enamel elements, such as the microscopic organized-crime syndicate known as The Cavity. Once they've successfully disengaged your mouth's various bear traps, Dr. Westover will move in to scrub and buff the pearliness back into your whites ($102 value)—sending your jerky-gnashers home with a clean bill of health. This deal also includes a fluoride treatment ($45 value).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 5, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 2 add'l. as gifts. Limit 1/visit. By appt. only. 24hr cancellation notice req'd. Not valid w/ insurance. Not valid for gift certificates. Must use in 1 visit, no cash back. Gratuity not included. Not valid w/other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.