Though best known for expanding the limits of human thought, the great philosophers were also ardent proponents of skin treatments—rarely furrowing their brows without first applying a de-furrowing cucumber mask. Today’s Groupon will wipe out your own philosophical furrows at West Shore Wellness in Warwick. Choose from the following options:

• For $49, you get a head-to-toe Body Bliss package (a $100 value).
• For $49, you get a pumpkin-glow face-and-foot-symphony package (a $100 value).</p>
• For $90, you get a choice of two spa packages (a $200 value). Choose from:
• A head-to-toe Body Bliss package (a $100 value)
• A pumpkin-glow face-and-foot-symphony package (a $100 value)
• A paraffin-plus-massage package (a $100 value)

A holistic health approach tinges West Shore Wellness’s spa therapies, which include massages and skincare treatments enhanced by botanical extracts. During the head-to-toe Body Bliss package, aestheticians massage the face with alternating cool and hot stones and employ reflexology to heal aches and pains. Like a search for a missing sandal, the pumpkin-glow face-and-foot symphony starts at the feet, where a minty-balm massage and a mud mask relax and hydrate toe collections. A creamy pumpkin-enzyme mask bursting with natural stores of vitamin C and anti-aging beta carotene then refreshes faces, and a facial, scalp, and hand massage release tension so that muscles don’t call it quits during closing juggling performances at the Supreme Court.

During the paraffin-plus-massage package, hands bathe in moisture-bestowing paraffin, the warmth of which also allays the symptoms of arthritis, tendonitis, and complications from giant-hook-hand-implantation surgery. Gentle pressure then relieves sore muscles during a Swedish massage, which is augmented by aromatherapy and drinks, including hot chocolate or tea.