What You'll Get
Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Spare yourself the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches with today's Groupon: for $90, you get two hours of housecleaning from Westchester Maids, serving Westchester County (a $180 value).
The experienced housecleaners from Westchester Maids spruce up messy homes using their meticulous skills and eco-friendly, nontoxic cleaning products. Eagle-eyed grime hunters scour each room in the home, eradicating marinara wall tapestries and dust-bunny splinter cells. Vacuums zoom across carpets, kitchen surfaces regain their glow, and formerly dusty shelves pass muster with white-gloved butlers once more. Domicile scrubbers make use of nontoxic, earth-friendly cleaning products safe for pets, kids, and hat racks with delicate constitutions. Westchester Maids' fully insured workers complete the domicile-beautifying process in one to two hours for a one-bedroom dwelling, two to three hours for a four-bedroom abode, and about a week for a Minotaur-filled labyrinth.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 29, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 2 per visit. Valid only for interior housecleaning. Valid only within Westchester County. If purchasing 2 Groupons, must use both in 1 visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.