Transporting loads of foodstuffs and sugar snacks over pearly cobblestone mouth roads can result in potholes and bridge problems. Maintain your digestive highway with today's Groupon: for $69, you get a cleaning, exam, and x-rays at Westermeier Martin Dental Care in East Aurora (a $325 total value).

Westermeier Martin Dental Care's team of dedicated dentists and skilled staff cultivate shiny smiles with an array of medical, cosmetic, and restorative dental services. The comprehensive new patient exam inspects your intricate system of ivory ($88), before panoramic x-rays capture the full landscape of tooth and gum terrains ($102). Cavernous trenches are further probed via bitewing x-rays, which lend full-sedimentary insight to detect signs of disease, infection, and the burrows of molar gophers ($60). The cleaning is a thorough delousing of stains and past meals, resulting in a radiant smile and level of confidence not seen since playing on your nephew's short-handed tee ball team ($75). Visiting Westermeier Martin Dental Care is an enjoyable experience where overhead televisions and sound-blocking headphones soften the sirens of impeding dental alarms.