What You'll Get
Jams in human bodies, like jams in copy machines, require the attention of a professional when they can't be fixed by a well-placed smack. Get the memo with today's Groupon: for $49, you get an initial exam with an adjustment, a half-hour massage, and x-rays and selected advanced treatments as needed at Westlake Chiropractic Clinic in Lake Oswego (up to a $352 value).
Jason Bussanich of Westlake Chiropractic Clinic calls upon a barrage of treatment methods to treat a diverse clientele that includes athletes looking to increase endurance and patients suffering from chronic migraines and joint pain. During the initial visit, a consultation and an exam with x-rays, if needed, (up to a $175 value) determine the source of bodily kinks and the exact number of jellybeans patients can hold in their ears. Endoskeletons can then receive a series of precise chiropractic corrections (a $40–$51 value) or wait until a following visit. Newly balanced bods submit to a muscle-melting half-hour massage (a $45 value). Depending on need, they may also harness the healing powers of electric muscle stimulation, warming hydrotherapy, or the deep heat therapy of an ultrasound (a $15–$27 value each), which is generally more effective than rubbing sore joints with piping hot burritos.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 7, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.