Studies show that a high percentage of Canadians consider themselves overweight, and an even higher percentage believe they are being chased by Frankenstein's monster. Alter self-perceptions with today's Groupon: for $339, you get one Vaser Shape/MedContour body-contouring treatment at Westside Laser & Light (an $800 value). The treatment consists of two required appointments and is valid for the following treatment areas: arms, abdomen, buttocks, knees, love handles, lower back, or upper back. This offer is also valid for use on the legs with the purchase of two Groupons.

Westside Laser & Light's medical practitioners target excess fat with noninvasive ultrasound body-contouring treatments. During the first appointment, the contouring device delivers gentle heat and cell-jostling ultrasound, aiming to break up fat deposits and their equally unwelcome girlfriends. During the warm, massage-like treatment, fat cells are nudged to weaken and dissipate, likely resulting in reduced cellulite appearance and smoother, slimmer silhouettes. At the second appointment, technicians use the same device to apply suction to the lymphatic system, which is believed to evict accumulated toxins, stray fat cells, and cobwebs through the body's drainage system. Before and after treatment, guests can soak up the peaceful tone of the wellness hotspot, enjoying the lobby's balance of modern, lily-white couches, tree branches, and vivid flowers.