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What You'll Get
Paintball was originally created as a form of urban renewal in which armies of tweens would enter boring old cities and blast them into an eye-popping shade of Nickelodeon green. Celebrate the gloriousness of splatter battle with today's Groupon: for $28, you get one admission, equipment, and 500 paintballs at Westworld Paintball Xtreme Pursuit Indoor Arena or Splatter Ranch Outdoor Arena (a $54.50 value).
One of the largest indoor paintball facilities in the country, the 30,000-square-foot indoor arena has more than enough room to turn your wildest first-person shooter fantasies into a paint-splattered reality. The state-of-the-art facility is equipped with inflatable obstacles, bunkers, sniper towers, and 500 tons of strategically placed dirt. The specialized lighting system creates scenario-specific illumination that can mimic everything from an overcast afternoon in Seattle to an apocalyptic wasteland where the only source of luminescence is strobe lights. Today's deal is also good at Splatter Ranch, should you prefer to dot your friends with a shower of pigment spheres under Mother Nature's air-ceiling. The outdoor facility boasts two shooting fields, featuring Sonoran shrubbery, natural gullies, and unnatural buildings. At each location, professional paintball referees act as a sentient Code of Hammurabi, carefully guarding against rule breakers, cheap shooters, and hypnotists.
With 28 years of field experience, Westworld accommodates paintball warriors ages 10 and up of any skill level, all of whom will be divided into even teams by referees using omniscient-referee wisdom and advanced calculus. Admission is daylong, so shoot till your trigger finger is more callused than a grumpy Santa Claus. Parents of paintballers under 18 need to drop off their kids with permission slips in hand. If visiting the indoor facility, parents are also welcome to stay and use the free WiFi to upload their brood getting their first kill to the wily Internet. Westworld Paintball Xtreme Pursuit Indoor Arena has open game hours from Tuesday through Sunday, while Splatter Ranch has open game hours on Saturday and Sunday only.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must be 10 or older, 18 and under must have waiver signed by guardian. Must sign waiver. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Westworld Paintball Adventures
Since 1982, the experienced and enthusiastic staff, referees, and game architects of Westworld Paintball Adventures have treated the paintball community to a superior playing experience. Fast-paced, safe, and tightly organized battles for rookies and hardened vets take place at all of Westworld Paintball’s locations. On-site CO2 and compressed-air filling stations are available at all locations, as well as a handy pro-shop for acquiring new gear and accessories or for tune-up and modifications.