Every water-park ride is actually another guess by scientists as to what it would be like to live inside a wet tornado. Take a spin with this Groupon.
Choose from Three Options
$20 for a water-park package for two (up to $40 total value)
$40 for a water-park package for four (up to $80 total value)
$60 for a water-park package for six (up to $120 total value)
- One admission per person (up to a $10.50 value each)
- One hot dog per person (a $2.75 value each)
- One order of chips per person (a $2.75 value each)
- One drink with a souvenir cup per person (a $4 value each)
Children younger than 2 are regularly admitted for free. Life jackets are available free of charge. The park opens May 17; click here to view the hours of operation.
There are few places left in the world where humans and hippopotamuses can swim peacefully side by side. In fact, Wet Zone may be the last. Haley, the loveable mascot, wanders around the water park in a floral-print dress with pink eye shadow accentuating her smile while she high-fives birthday boys and girls at on-site parties. Like a queen in her castle, sculptures of her speckle the park's various splash pools, look out over the geysers and showering pipes, and welcome aquatic adventurers to Turtle Cove and the colorful Kiddie Playground. And Haley also lends inspiration, fortifying wee ones with the gusto necessary to tackle the park's two giant water slides or age-specific swim lessons.
While kiddies splash on multi-level playhouses, adults can sneak away from the large lap pool to gear up for aquatic battle at the Water Wars game. Then families can reunite on land for a game of volleyball, or head over to Haley's Hunger Hut for some nachos or hot dogs. Private, grass-roofed cabanas give sun-shunners a place to dodge the heat as they chow down, and free Wi-Fi allows furtive check-ins with work or information transmissions with the mother ship. Yet no one has an excuse to stay dry for long—an on-site gift shop is stocked with bathing suits and towels to equip the ill-prepared for a day spent swimming.