What You'll Get
Your teeth are your mouth's ambassadors, your ticket to nachos, and the only things keeping your tongue in your head. Toughen your nacho ticket with today's Groupon: for $65, you get an exam ($69), x-rays ($117), and teeth cleaning ($75) at Whalen Dentistry in Cornelius (a total value of $261).
A friendly staff greets incoming patients at Dr. Ryan S. Whalen's cozy, clean-teeth temple, where he coddles fellow mouth owners with respect. Relax with a treat from the refreshment center and Google the names of presidents’ guitars at the Internet station before getting the call to a relaxed room, which sports comfy leather chairs and warm blankets flanked by nearby monitors with your choice of programming. When you're at ease, they'll carefully examine your frontal cavern for stalactites and ancient cheek drawings before snapping a few x-rays. After a cautious and thorough cleaning and polishing using quiet, smooth tools, your chompers will emerge fresh and radiant, fully equipped to make gumless burglars jealous or to reflect enough sunlight to power a solar-powered VHS camcorder. Call ahead to schedule an appointment; both morning and evening visits are available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 21, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. New clients only. Valid only for services listed. Add'l fee may apply for Periodontal disease patients. $60 fee for X-Ray transfer to other dentists. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.