What You'll Get
Unlike lovers, tattoos don't leave when you make fun of their shape or ask them why they're so obsessed with their mothers. Break up with annoying ankle dolphins with today's Groupon: for $250, you get a consultation and five tattoo-removal treatments for up to 25 square inches of one tattoo at What Were You Inking? (up to a $1,000 value).
The certified laser technicians at What Were You Inking? remove regrettable tattoos of all sizes, colors, and quality. After performing an initial exam to assess the damage, professional brand lifters de-dedicate biceps to former lovers with the help of the Astanza Trinity laser. Using three wavelengths, the machine can dissolve most colors of the rainbow into an invisible ink mist without scraping the delicate epidermis, minimizing the chance of scarring and encouraging rapid recovery. Each session lasts approximately 15 minutes, and depending on the tattoo, bodies can be free of poorly drawn Muppet Babies in five to 10 treatments.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 12, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per tattoo. Must activate by 9/11/11. Consultation required; non-candidates refunded. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.