Since cheetah-shoes don't exist yet, and it's getting too hard to get the saddle on Eustace, bicycles remain the best way to get around the city. Roll in style with today's Groupon: for $13, you get one 24-hour bike rental from Wheeleez U.S.A., based just steps from the sand in Miami Beach.
Cycling casually through Miami Beach provides light exercise and an efficient way to whiff multiple passersby's perfumes. You'll breeze along the oceanfront path on one of Wheeleez U.S.A.'s comfy mountain, tandem, or hybrid bikes. For junior wheelers, child-sized bikes are also available. All rentals come fully equipped with helmets, locks, front packs and baskets for storage, and maps for unfurling into makeshift sails.
Miami natives can roll from underground hotspots to local beachside bars with the push of a pedal, and out-of-town adventurers can navigate the map in pursuit of meals, deals, and inclined semi trucks fit for ramping. There's no purchase limit per person, so grab as many Groupons as your biker gang requires.