Abbott and Costello warmed America's hearts with their sketch depicting Abbott's consternation over different varieties of sand, when all Costello wanted was an Italian sub. Avoid culinary confusion with today's Groupon: for $6, you get $12 worth of customizable sandwiches at Which Wich in Bossier City.
Which Wich offers a hands-on ordering approach that allows sandwich savants to tailor more than 50 sandwich combinations ($5.10 for 7" sandwich, $7.10 for 10.5" sandwich). The brown paper bags are both ordering form and sandwich cozy, and can serve as a doodling canvas to proudly display on the community wall, sealing the paper-bag circle of life. Diners can choose sandwiches such as the turkey pastrami, beef cheesesteak, shrimp po' boy, black-bean patty, spam, or the Elvis Wich, which crowns sandwich bread with kingly portions of peanut butter, honey, and banana. Noshers on the run can opt for a box-lunch sandwich, which arrives with an entourage of Which Wich's signature potato chips and freshly baked cookies ($7.50).
After selecting the initial sandwich, sammy schemers must employ Maslow's hierarchy of toppings to concoct the perfect ingredient balance that will lead to sandwich-actualization. Choose from toppings such as Cheez Whiz, horseradish mayo, tzatziki sauce, crispy onion strings, coleslaw, and crushed red pepper. Frozen-milk lovers will delight in Which Wich's lineup of hand-dipped milkshakes.