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What You'll Get
Slow motion adds dramatic effect to a scene, which explains why so many action heroes exit car washes completely soaked from trying to roll up their windows. Prepare for a climactic car cleansing with today’s Groupon to White Glove Car Wash. Choose between the following options:
- For $30, you get three The Works car washes (a $65.97 value).
- For $79, you get a two-step buffing paint restoration (a $165 value).
White Glove Car Wash welcomes cars in all states of dirt- and scratch-induced disarray with an artillery of restorative conditioners, sealants, soft towels, and polishes. The 5–10 minute The Works wash razes debris from the frame and undercarriage before slathering layers of triple-coat paint conditioners, clear-coat sealer, and tire dressings on the auto, preserving the reflective shine long enough for sentient robots of the future to check their hair on it. After a soft towel drying, cleaners amble into the interior to dust the dashes, clean the consoles, and clear the cushions and crevices with K9-like vacuums trained to detect and evict dirt particles.
During the two-step buffing process, typically a four-hour procedure, abrasive and chemical cleaners coerce oxidation and deep scratches in the clear coat from the surface. Car coddlers then buff the frame with polish that removes old wax and light scratches, after which a polymer sealant coats the frame, forming a protective layer between the renewed paint and guerilla interior designers taking their talents to the streets.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 3, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Valid only for sedans and SUVs. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About White Glove Car Wash
White Glove Car Wash, now under new ownership, sports the Neo-Tex Foam System, an advanced car washing system that uses soap lubricity, centrifugal force, and pressurized water for a thorough and paint-safe wash. Add in clear coat sealants, triple foam conditioners, and tire shines, and you get a wash tunnel that leaves cars looking as new as the day they grew their first antennae. White Glove's technicians also step in to provide detail treatments such as seat shampooing, buffing, and waxing for a more advanced clean.