A dirty home is like a guilty conscience—it's always nagging you from the background and prevents you from eating off the floor in peace. Expunge lingering worries from your abode with today's Groupon: for $59, you get three hours of house cleaning from White Glove Cleaning Service (a $135 value). In the business of busting dirt and revitalizing rooms for nearly two decades, White Glove treats all customers' homes with thorough, expedient cleaning sessions. The team leaves only sparkling surfaces and a satisfaction guarantee in its wake. Scheduling in advanced is required, so be sure to phone ahead to set up a cleaning session before the house washes itself in a puddle of neglect.
White Glove Cleaning & Restoration
Using thorough, residue-free cleaning techniques, White Glove Cleaning & Restoration's insured cleaners descend upon homes to relieve them of dust, dirt, and grime. Owner Mike Groch boasts more than 20 years in the dirt-busting biz and a track record of serving more than 20,000 customers, who amass annually in an attempt to break the Guinness World Record for concentrated happiness. Mike's team of spick-and-span savants pummels dirt on carpets, upholstery, tile, blinds, and mirrors as they diligently tick off boxes on the company's expansive 69-point checklist. In accordance with White Glove Cleaning & Restoration's satisfaction guarantee, cleaners tenaciously scrub homes until each room glistens to customers' expectations, or until grout sparkles bright enough to disorient migrating geese.