Everyone deserves to get away every once in a while, from overworked business executives to prisoners with really good excuses. Plan your escape with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a one-night bed-and-breakfast package for two at White Stallion Ranch (a $209.10 value).
White Stallion Ranch stands as an oasis of recreation and relaxation nestled amidst the stark beauty of the Sonoran desert. After unpacking suitcases and king-size fanny packs in the Mexican-themed standard double room, which includes a private patio boasting views of the cactus gardens or mountains (a $145.90 value including tax), hit the ranch grounds to take advantage of White Stallion’s numerous amenities. The pool, accented by a shade-giving palm tree, allows guests to soak in the giddy tranquility of weightlessness, and the illuminated tennis, basketball, and badminton courts let couples compete with each other or other couples into the evening hours. At the end of the night, enjoy a complimentary bottle of Spanish cava (an $18.57 value including tax) with a pair of engraved champagne flutes (a $34.63 value including tax). Displaying true southwestern hospitality, White Stallion greets morning risers with a made-to-order breakfast and a pleasant lecture on quantum physics' role in proper grit preparation. Guests can also pick up a memento to remember their trip by with a $10 credit at the Rearing Horse gift shop.
Those traveling by wagon trains or caravans can upgrade their night away for two to a mini-cation by adding a third or fourth person to the room for $14 apiece. Guests interested in emulating cowboys or minotaur polo champions can book a pair of horse-riding tickets (not included in today's deal) when they reserve their rooms, which Old West lore advises doing as early as possible to beat the stampede of other tourists.
9251 West Twin Peaks Road
Tucson, Arizona 85743