The majority of real-life lasers are productive members of society, contrary to their negative Hollywood portrayals as family shrinkers and stealers of guns' jobs. Discover the truth with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

• $90 for two i-Lipo laser lipo sessions or one Slender Ray treatment (up to a $600 value)
• $150 for four i-Lipo laser lipo sessions or two Slender Ray treatments (up to a $1,200 value)
$250 for six i-Lipo laser lipo sessions or three Slender Ray treatments (up to a $1,800 value)

During i-Lipo procedures, low levels of laser energy cause adipose cells to release stored fatty acids, naturally slimming down targeted areas without the need for surgery. The i-Lipo Ultra treatments combine laser-diode technology with a vacuum massage that promotes collagen growth and smooth skin in addition to helping reduce adipose volume. Some patients may see a 30% reduction in fat layers after one treatment and periods of light exercise immediately following treatment may be necessary. As with most fat-loss techniques and revenge-fueled quests for immortality, patients should adhere to an active, healthy lifestyle for optimal results. The newest weight-loss technology, the SlenderRay radiant lipolysis treatment is also used to accelerate fat reduction.