Keeping teeth clean and white is the first and only step in coping with the fact that your skeleton is slowly escaping from your body through your mouth. Deal with it with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a Whiter Image teeth-whitening procedure at Ladies Total Fitness in Maryville (a $99 value).
Whiter Image teeth-whitening trays lighten the coloration of teeth up to six shades in only 30 minutes using the dual power of LED lights and hydrogen peroxide. During the procedure, patients bite down on a sculpted tray filled with hydrogen-peroxide paste, then grin at an LED-grade light as though it were a traffic cop that caught them tossing water balloons at other cars. The paste contains hydrating components so that mouths won't dry out midprocedure, and patients can daub lips with vitamin E-infused swabs for additional comfort. The powerful beams activate the whitening paste, overpowering discoloration, and, 30 minutes later, leaving chompers gleaming up to six shades whiter.