What You'll Get
Children who wear glasses endure wisecracks including “four-eyes” and “Einstein,” while those with perfect vision bask in compliments such as “two-eyes” and “Oppenheimer.” Enjoy the complimentary perks of improved vision with today’s Groupon: for $250, you get $500 toward LASIK surgery at Whiting Clinic LASIK + Eye Care. Patients may purchase one Groupon per eye.
Dr. Whiting, of Whiting Clinic LASIK + Eye Care, has performed more than 87,000 LASIK surgeries to eliminate or reduce patients' needs for contacts and glasses. In less than a minute per eye, a computer guides a laser that is nearly painless and reshapes the cornea in order to adjust irregularities that cause vision issues such as confusing stop lights for well-lit birdhouses. Nearsightedness, farsightedness, and astigmatism can all be corrected for appropriate LASIK candidates—more than 99% of whom can pass a driving test without corrective lenses 24 hours after the surgery. The procedure is priced at an already-reduced rate of $595–$1,245 per eye. After oculars are resculpted, they should remain shut for four–six hours. Within 24 hours, recovery is 90% complete. Most patients go to work the next day, while the rest play hooky at a 3-D film or light show.
Whiting Clinic LASIK + Eye Care can be reached at (952) 475-3787 and email@example.com.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 2 per visit. Limit 1 per eye. New clients only. Must complete screening and schedule LASIK appointment by 11/30/11. Non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Ineligible patients valid for full refund. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Whiting Clinic LASIK + Eye Care
If practice makes perfect, David Whiting, MD, must be approaching that standard: he has performed more than 100,000 LASIK eye surgeries in his career. While racking up those impressive stats, the board-certified ophthalmologist has held medical-director positions at institutions including LasikPlus and Joffe MediCenter. At Whiting Clinic LASIK + Eye Care, Dr. Whiting and Dr. Krassin make use of both extensive experience and advanced technology to perform treatments including LASIK eye surgery, cataract procedures, and lens implants to treat severe nearsightedness or just allow for useful backup eyes. Patients get to experience the fun side as well as the medical side of the intricate equipment: during their visit, they'll interface with iPad systems and select their own music to listen to. The clinic itself was built to Dr. Whiting's own specifications, including eco-friendly construction methods, sweeping glass walls that light up with changing colors at night, and nature-inspired artwork that allows patients to revel in their renewed vision.