What You'll Get
The human body is ill equipped for handling excess tension, which accounts for the surgeon general’s warnings on every paperback thriller sold at the airport. Unwind your tangled plot points with today’s Groupon: for $60, you get a one-hour mobile massage from WholePerson Health (a $125 value). This Groupon may be redeemed within 25 miles of Dallas.
WholePerson Health’s therapist melts congealed musculatures backed by more than 28 years of experience and a variety of massage techniques. A supple Swedish massage loosens lumbars, decompresses tense tendons, and unravels the most Gordian of knots. More athletically inclined clients can preserve flexibility and muscle tone with a sports massage after a spirited game of intramural golf-cart tossing. Whether you prefer to unwind in the comfort of your home, office cubicle, or clandestine subterranean lair, the therapist will materialize at the appointed time clutching an array of calming aromas, cozy linens, and tranquil tunes.
After assuaging aches and straightening gnarled sinews, WholePerson Health will dole out tips on nutrition, fitness, and stress management. Your therapist might also suggest yoga poses and stretching methods, depending on your back's pain points and how many poorly thrown pub darts are imbedded in it.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 13, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid for hot stone massage. Valid only within 25mi of Dallas. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.