When someone's getting all up in your grill, the best thing to say is "You better step off! The surface temperature of grills can approach 550 degrees Fahrenheit—you shouldn't be standing on that thing!" Implement grill safety in your own backyard with today's Groupon: for $100, you get $200 toward a grill, smoker, or outdoor kitchen components from Wholesale Patio Store, redeemable online. The value of this Groupon can be applied toward shipping costs.
Wholesale Patio Store's wide selection of grills offers myriad ways to char chicken and crisp veggie kebabs. Tote Cuisinart Petit Gourmet portable grills ($129.99) by their ergonomic carrying handles to mix footballs and freshly flipped burgers at tailgates, or opt for flavor enhancers such as Snortin Hot Bull barbecue sauce ($9.99), which sings out sweet, barbecue-flavored harmonies when slathered on a rack of ribs or a slow-roasted piano. High rollers can splurge for heavy pieces of equipment, including smokers ($399–$5,198) or aproned robots that grill for you while humming the A-Team theme song.