Bakers demonstrate great discipline by getting up early every morning, a contraposition to wild childhoods spent cavorting with butchers and candlestick makers. Feast on nostalgia with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of gourmet baked goods, lunch fare, and more at Wholly Cannoli.
Wholly Cannoli's talented chefs create confectionary delectables and savory café fare from a compendium of gourmet ingredients. Savor signature items that employ destructive monikers to obliterate sweet cravings, such as caramel-dipped Dynamite Sticks ($4), crunchy ricotta Cherry Bombs ($4) and Hawaiian pineapple Landmines ($4), which detonate piña colada cannolis upon contact with teeth. Like a piñata filled with meat, a full lunch menu sates more voracious hunger pangs with hearty selections including horseradish-garnished wholly roast-beef wraps ($6.25) and napoli sandwiches ($6.25) that love taste buds with every ounce of their tender artichoke hearts. .