What You'll Get
The teeth are the icebergs of the skeletal system, tiny exposed tips that represent the body’s massive, concealed support structure. Today’s Groupon ensures your bones’ spokespeople sparkle: for $69, you get a take-home teeth-whitening treatment (a $230 value) from Wichita Family Dental, on East 21st Street North.
A take-home teeth-whitening treatment from Wichita Family Dental is a safe, easy, and effective way to brighten dingy teeth. One of the dental professionals—most likely Dr. Pierson, Dr. Windle, or Dr. Begnoche—will evaluate your teeth before taking an impression to create custom fitting trays. Then, after ensuring the trays fit on your teeth like a wetsuit on a portly linebacker, you'll be ready to administer the whitening agent. This not-so-secret agent will rip through stains accumulated from various foodstuffs, drinks, natural aging, and unnatural rituals involving squid ink and asphalt. Much like owning a child, results can last several years, and it's recommended you tend to your whitened teeth every 6–12 months with some sort of preventive care. Wichita Family Dental uses the statiest-of-artiest equipment along with comfortable furniture and plush surroundings to make every patient comfortable and excited to display his or her newly gleaming mouthgate.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may purchase multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.