What You'll Get
Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host’s mouth into frozen tundra and then rip it apart like a bite-size Pangaea. Defeat devious teeth with today’s Groupon: for $999, you get an Invisalign treatment for the top or bottom teeth plus a dental-health package including an exam and x-rays from Wichita Family Dental (up to a $3,798 value).
Invisalign straightens crooked chompers with a combination of highly advanced 3-D computer graphics and the spells of old-fashioned orthodontia. The Invisalign process eschews cumbersome braces in favor of clear, removable aligners that are virtually invisible to the unclothed eye. An initial 30-minute exam, including x-rays, photos, and impressions of your mouth's terrain, paves the way for a flurry of calibrated teeth sheaths that are designed to slowly shift walnut crackers into perfect alignment. View some Invisalign FAQs here.
Depending on the client’s teeth, as few as 12 or as many as 48 separate aligners will need to be worn during a period of 6–15 months before the straightening effect finally self-actuates in a sudden burst of pink smoke and slobber. Aligners are only removed when eating, brushing, flossing, or modeling a finely clenched jaw. This Groupon is valid for either the top or bottom row of teeth.
Wichita Family Dental's dentists and staff members are happy to answer questions before and after any dental procedure. The charming office welcomes guests with its sunny, open waiting room and the cozy exam chairs made entirely from Tooth Fairy kisses.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Consultation required; non-candidates refunded. Not valid for individuals with tooth decay. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.