According to an old saying, your home is your castle, your television is your court jester, and your dog is your moat. Repel invading dust-bunny hordes with today's Groupon: for $69, you get two hours of house cleaning (a $140 value) from two Wichita Maid Service maids, who will travel up to seven miles to confront unclean homes.

During the two-hour cleaning service, the trained and insured cleaning professionals from Wichita Maid Service use green cleaning products to wage all-out war on the dust, dirt, and grime that have taken up residence in your home. House-cleaning services include dusting, vacuuming carpets, mopping floors, scrubbing sinks and countertops, and changing linens if necessary. Kitchens will sparkle like new after an experienced maid scours the sink, microwave, and stovetop and wipes down the outside of any cabinets, appliances, and diamond-encrusted toasters excavated from King Tut's tomb. In the bathroom, expert cleaners will expunge tile grout and soap scum from your shower or tub before tackling contaminated commodes in need of cleansing. Wichita Maid Service's residential launderers are conveniently available every day of the week for morning or eventide services.