What You'll Get
Unlike plants, which acquire energy from the sun, the human digestive system derives energy from food by using it to make kitschy arts and crafts, which it then trades for nine-volt batteries. Keep intestinal power packs from running dry with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of pub fare and drinks at The Wicked Lady Pub in Bevo. Equipped with flat-screen TVs and an octagonal bar, The Wicked Lady serves up a menu populated with flavorful favorites ranging from burgers and sandwiches to steaks and pizza. Stimulate existential debates about which came first, chickens or Scotland, with sausage-wrapped, hard-boiled Scotch eggs ($6), then move on to hook a plate of beer-battered fish and chips ($8). Domestic and imported brews, as well as masterfully mixed creations, allow parched patrons to keep their whistles suitably wet.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per table, 2 per table of 6 or more. Must use in 1 visit, no cash value. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.