Water slides are a metaphor for life; the ride is always fun, no matter how many wedgies it gives you. Treat yourself to a life-affirming water-wedgie with this Groupon.
$15 for an All-Day Water-Park Outing ($29.99 Value)
All-day admission grants visitors access to the park's 13 exhilarating attractions, picnic area, volleyball court, and covered seating areas.
Wild River Country
Surrounded by lush, green trees and grassy areas for lounging, Wild River Country overflows with 13 watery attractions such as the Cyclone, which sends groups of four tubing down a slippery slide for a big splash at the end. After getting the water and Poseidon's bickering out of their ears from the wave pool or the rip-roaring Accelerator, parents and kids can grab a bite to eat at the Cookhouse Grill and enjoy it at the picnic area. The Tad Pool lets the little ones splash and play, and the Lazy River lets tubers linger in the sun for a relaxed float while the Pipeline slings threesomes zooming bobsled-like down the slide in a raft. Family-oriented, and safe for all ages, the water park doesn't allow smoking or alcohol in the facility and offers clean restrooms and showers.