Grape juice is one of only two things that are best when freshly squeezed—the other being the neck of a circus clown who just insulted your mother. Sample the joy of liquid vine fruit with today’s Groupon to Wiley’s Juices. Choose between the following options:
- For $8, you get two four-litre containers of fresh concord grape juice (a $16 value).
- For $15, you get a 20-litre pail of fresh concord grape juice (a $31 value). There is an additional $5 pail deposit required with this option, refundable upon returning the pail to Wiley’s.
The nectar-crafting gurus at Wiley’s Juices whip up batches of fresh, preservative-free concord grape juice forged from locally grown Niagara grapes and processed on-site. The tangy libation is pasteurized and its violet-hued depths remain free of added sugar, water, or pixie tears to ensure a pure flavour unfettered by outside agents. Brimming with antioxidants including flavonoids and resveratrol, the bold brew can help regulate unruly blood pressures, hotwire sluggish immune systems, and conceal Wite-Out stains on purple shirts. Sippers can opt to freeze their ambrosial beverages to quench future mid-winter cravings, or choose to later cast a solidifying spell to morph the liquefied grapes into a decadent jelly.