The ability to make and use tools is the primary distinction between modern humans and our primate ancestors, who can only stare in frustration at their leaky pipes and non-functional doorbells. Embrace mankind’s evolutionary advantages with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of hardware and other goods at Williamson Hardware in Williamson.

A multifaceted three-floor retail emporium, Williamson Hardware boasts an array of tools, fuels, décor, and accessories to help customers achieve maximum home and yard enjoyment. The selection of hardware includes light bulbs ($1.99–$24.99), hammers ($4.99–$36.99), tape rulers ($4.99–$24.99), and other gadgetry useful for everyday projects from building Rube Goldberg devices to constructing life-sized statues of Rube Goldberg. Williamson Hardware also features an extensive heating and stove department stocked with stove parts and fireplace accessories, as well as a country cellar trimmed with all the tents, grills, hammocks, and outdoor gear necessary for cooking out, camping, or napping under the watchful gaze of kindly elm trees.