Milkmen were once regarded as key members of communities, providing households with milk that could be dried into flakes and used as snow for family reenactments of Fargo. Carry on an American tradition with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $50 worth of groceries delivered to your door including the signup fee (a $15 value) and delivery fee (a $3.49 value in Las Vegas) from Winder Farms (a $68.49 total value). Additionally, those who redeem this Groupon within 30 days can get $60 worth of groceries. Groceries cannot be delivered to apartments.
Winder Farms offers more than 300 farm-fresh products, delivered door-side in a cooler box. All-natural milk—free of artificial growth hormones or antibiotics— is available in half-gallon bottles ($3.19) or classic glass milk jugs ($3.59). Design a dinner or a built-to-scale model of the Parthenon from skinless and boneless chicken ($13.99/2 lb.). Or, let Winder Farms prep ravioli stuffed with squash ($5.99/12 oz.) or lobster ($9.99/12 oz.), or chicken enchiladas with rice and beans bathed in mole sauce ($5.99 for two). Freshly squeezed orange juice ($4.99/half-gallon) can be soaked up with white bread ($3.99) or molasses wheat bread ($4.49).
All deliveries are made overnight and guaranteed by 8 a.m., arriving before stomachs start to yelp like a pony imitating a dog for an order of old-fashion pancake mix ($3.59) and 2 pounds of cut fruit salad ($9.99). Schedule a recurring order to remove "Buy eggs" ($2.79–$4.89) from the to-do list permanently tattooed on your upper back.
In 1916, Winder Dairy still delivered its bottles of milk by horse and wagon—but only because founder John R. Winder found the quadruped "more efficient" than the Model T delivery truck brought in the year before. Today, under the new moniker Winder Farms, fifth- and sixth-generation Winders uphold their family's reputation for speed, delivering cooler boxes packed with more than 300 farm-fresh products to customers' doorsteps each night. All-natural milk⎯free of artificial growth hormones or antibiotics and housed in classic glass milk jugs⎯takes 24 to 36 hours to travel from farm to doorstep, and natural and organic skinless and boneless chicken also zips to grills and skillets.
All deliveries are made overnight and guaranteed by 8 a.m. Customers can select their desired goods online, and recurring orders grant the freedom to remove "buy eggs" from the to-do list permanently tattooed on your upper back. Winder Farms also sells wholesale quantities of its milk, juice, and bakery items, as well as complete meals such as ravioli and enchiladas.