Gutter grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Spare yourself the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches with today's Groupon: for $75, you get $150 worth of standard gutter cleaning and $50 toward window washing or power washing from Window Dude (a $200 total value). Window Dude will travel within a 25-mile radius of Woodland Hills.
Window Dude scours and bathes soiled shelters with a careful attention to detail, focusing on a dwelling's gutters and outer parts. With a thorough gutter cleaning, homeowners can ensure the long-term health of their abodes by undoing the clogs caused by leaves, twigs, and dirty thoughts. This Groupon covers the cost of gutter cleaning on most single-family homes, so double-family homes will need to conceal their dirtier halves before Window Dude arrives.
Customers can also choose to have their windows washed by seasoned specialists who scrape, squeegee, and polish a home's eyes, removing all fingerprints and unsightly spots. Or, rugged residences that dirtied up their exteriors while mud wrestling the garage can reap the cleaning benefits of a power washing. With this service, Window Dude employs a pressure washer to hose homes down, careful to use only enough pressure to remove dirt without damaging the domicile's dignity or paint job.
Window cleaning and power washing prices are determined by the size of the house, with a 3,000-square-foot abode typically costing $300. Call ahead or get a free quote online.