Like tenured philosophy professors, windows are often draped with thick cloth, difficult to reach, and inextricably connected to elaborate campus buildings. Spruce up professorial panes with today’s Groupon to Window Genie. Choose between the following options:
- For $49, you get window cleaning for up to 15 windows or gutter cleaning for up to 100 linear feet in a one-story house (a $115 value).
- For $69, you get window cleaning for up to 25 windows or gutter cleaning for up to 200 linear feet on a one-story house (a $175 value).<p>
Window Genie banishes accumulated weather gunk, leaving windows clear and covered by a no-streak guarantee. A troupe of technicians greets homeowners before wiping down windows with a comprehensive three-step process: wetting glass to remove paint flecks, scrubbing and squeegeeing to neutralize grime, and then wiping away smudges from sills and schoolchildren’s mouths on picture day. A clear system helps window-herders to count the number of panes, with up to 25 ocular portals available for inspection and cleaning. In addition to sanitizing see-through surfaces, Window Genie clears debris from singe-story aqueducts, removing autumn-leaf traffic jams, backed-up gunk and stowaway gutter trout for optimal rooftop drainage.