Winemaking is a meticulous craft, requiring expert oenologists to bombard famously stoic grapes with chopped onions, tickling, and viewings of Beaches until they weep out their sweet juices. Taste the tearful fruits of their labor with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of select wines from Wine.com.
The virtual vintage experts at Wine.com have assembled an all-star wine lineup of easily adoptable bottle options. Those who prefer lighter quaffs will delight in fine white wines such as the La Posta Blanco de Blanco 2009, an Argentinian offering with tongue-tickling notes of citrus ($14.99). Liven up hearty meats or dull blind dates with the Calera Central Coast Pinot Noir 2008, which features black cherry, blackberry, and cassis aromas decadent enough to make a cupcake's frosting blush pink ($26.99). Or opt for a bold sip of Henschke Johann's Garden GSM 2006, whose cherry plum and raspberry flavors and rich flavor disposition earned it 93 points from The Wine Advocate and ardent microscopic high-fives from appreciative taste buds ($41.99).
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