What You'll Get
Appalachian Dracula was famously quoted as saying, "I never drink … moonshine." Teach the original Dracula a thing or two with this Groupon: for $25, you get $75 worth of fine wine mailed directly to your door from Wine Insiders. Shipping is just $0.01 if you order a full case. This Groupon is not valid for club memberships and cannot be shipped to certain states; view the list of valid states here.
Wine Insiders sprang fully formed from the head of founder John Davis 25 years ago, when he used his octopus-like industry connections to assemble a panel of wine experts for the sole purpose of seeking out the best and most affordable wines for his customers. On average, this league of extraordinary oenophiles approves only 1 out of every 100 bottles sampled, ensuring that only the most delicious wines stain their customers' lips and sippy cups a rich purple. Their confident palates offer a satisfaction guarantee: if customers aren't 100% delighted by the vinos they've selected, they'll refund the full cost of the order, no questions asked—not even "So, you doing anything fun this weekend?"
Despite its staff's legendary pickiness, Wine Insiders stocks a variety of red and white wines, including pinot noirs, pinot grigios, rieslings, and cabernet sauvignons, with informative descriptions of each. Sippers can tipple 2010 Tied Knot riesling, a delicate balance of meyer lemon and peach ($14.99), or swish Stone Briar classic red ($9.99), whose fruity aromas play well with steak and lamb. For a more targeted crash course in Bacchic beverages, patrons can sample a dozen themed bottles in a wine assortment ($119.88+), such as California Whites, Reds to Remember, and the anybody's-guess Mystery. All assortments can include wines that retail for more than $20 a bottle and will ship for just one shiny penny, sparing frequent hosts from scavenging through confusing specialty shops and cavernous mega marts, or building an enormous steel drilling rig in a misguided effort to draw wine from the bowels of the earth.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Not valid until 5/10/12. Must be 21+. New clients only. Online only. Not valid for memberships. Ships only to select states. Not valid for shipping or tax. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Wine Insiders
Wine Insiders was founded over 36 years ago to seek out the best and most affordable wines from around the globe. Its panel of wine-tasting experts approves only 5 out of every 100 bottles sampled, ensuring that only the most delicious wines are recommended to customers, with their selections earning over 840 awards since 2015.
The team even offers a satisfaction guarantee: if customers aren't 100% delighted by the vinos they've selected, Wine Insiders will refund the full cost of the order, no questions asked—not even "So, you doing anything fun this weekend?" Wine Insiders ensures simplistic shipping by partnering with some of the globe's top wineries, eliminating the middlemen and ensuring bottles go straight to customers' front porches, or one of over 11,000 convenient pickup locations. Despite its staff's legendary pickiness, Wine Insiders stocks a variety of red and white wines, including pinot noirs, pinot grigios, rieslings, and cabernet sauvignons, each from established vineyards and joined by an informative description.