George Orwell famously wrote about winemaking, "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stomping on a grape's face—forever." Have fun proving him right with today’s grape-galvanizing Groupon: for $42, you get one traditional winemaking kit (an $84.99 value) from Wine Kitz, located on Bell Farm Road. Transform water and other necessary components into wine with a complete Wine Kitz starter pack. Oenophiles with a do-it-yourself determination will find all they need in this starter kit, containing grape concentrate, stabilizers, preservatives, yeast, fining solutions, and documentation proving to friends and their own astounded subconscious that these high-quality creations were home-honed. Budding brewers need only a few old bottles and corks (also available for purchase at Wine Kitz) to begin filling up wine caves with the literal fruits of one’s own labour—be they chardonnays, cabernet sauvignons, or hundreds of other varieties—to the inevitable chagrin of one’s real children.
$42 for One Traditional Kit Package at Wine Kitz ($84.99 Value)
In a Nutshell
- Interactive winemaking
- One bundle has all you need
- Saves cash over store-bought
- Wide selection of varieties
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 4, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. By appointment only. New clients only. Valid only at listed location. Must be 19 or older with a valid ID. Bottles not included. No cash back. Tax not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.