After Capri Sun began creepily transforming people into amorphous metallic globules, wine rose to prominence, offering a similarly complex flavor profile without the threat of spontaneous melting. Celebrate wine, or "nature's Capri Sun," with today’s Groupon: for $50, you get a wine tasting for two (up to a $66 value), one menu selection (up to a $25 value), and one dessert (up to a $9 value) at The Wine Loft, located in the Gulch. Tastings include four samples from Wente Vineyards.

With its plush velvet seats, dappled curtains, and warm vintage lighting, The Wine Loft is a sleek and elegant romantic getaway for couples looking to tipple the taste tapestries of a few elegant elixirs. Tour the varied varietals with a sip of Southern Hills cabernet sauvignon, Morning Fog chardonnay, or the scrumptious Reliz Creek pinot noir before matchmaking your selection with a shared plate from The Wine Loft's diverse menu, such as wild-mushroom bruschetta with aged manchego cheese, or the filet-mignon salad with blue cheese, spiced pecans, dried cranberries, and pepper-jelly vinaigrette. Those who like their food the way they like their hip-hop—heavily sampled—can order the charcuterie board stocked with mixed olives, roasted tomatoes, capers, cornichons, and assorted mustard. For dessert, defuse sweet tooths before their timer reaches zero with sinful crème brûlée or locally designed cheesecake.