Wine was once such an expensive commodity that the rich conspicuously spilled it on their golden capes instead of wasting it invisibly in their stomachs. Afford enough wine to braggadociously spill it with today's Groupon: for $75, you get a batch of personally crafted wine at WineMaster in Mackenzie Heights, up to a $175 value. There is no limit on Groupon purchases for this deal, but each Groupon’s full value must be redeemed in one visit.
At WineMaster, patrons can participate in a fun hands-on spirits-making process without converting their backyard pools into grape-fermentation tanks. After selecting a malbec, merlot, sauvignon blanc, or Gewurztraminer style, participants will use a winemaking kit to easily prepare their batch. The vino vanguards will watch and protect your batch for two months of fermentation, after which time you'll return to bring your own banter-stimulating grape blood into the world during a fun, 20-minute bottling and labeling session. The entire process yields about 30 bottles of wine, which should be enough to get a circus-elephant drunk or keep a closet full of hostess gifts for future dinner parties. Additionally, visitors can take advantage of state-of-the-art winemaking equipment and a friendly and knowledgeable staff, ensuring batches won’t accidentally transform into fruit juice or a magical truth serum that turns dinner parties into awkwardly confrontational events.
Making your own wine adds subtle notes of love and nostalgia to each pour, and the do-it-yourself process makes purchasing 30 bottles of wine affordable. Plus, wine can help you reduce the risk of heart disease, certain cancers, and the progression of disorders such as Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s Disease.
Customers must craft their own wine and must be at least 19 years old.