Dinner is most enjoyable when dashed with a pinch of salt, paired with a glass of wine, and uninterrupted by the polyrhythms of a steel-drum flash mob. Enhance your eatings with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a gourmet salt sampler (a $45 value) shipped to your location (a $15 value), a Retro Brand Gourmet Salt Club membership (a $35 value), and a Wineries Group Wine Club membership (a $45 value) from Wineries Group LLC (a $140 total value).
At Wineries Group LLC, winemeisters and food gurus aim to enhance meals with the Retro and Scoundrel lines of bottled libations and a smattering of smoked and infused finishing salts. The Salt Simple sampler scales the walls of ordinary spice racks and yokes together 42 quarter-ounce samplings of gourmet salts. Ordinary NaCl is replaced with a brackish sprinklings of such seasonings as a black-truffle-infused salt, a chardonnay-oak-barrel-smoked salt, hot-pepper salts, and more. A Retro Brand Gourmet Salt Club membership grants members a 10% discount on all products on its website and half off future sodium selections when purchased by the ounce or pound. With a Wineries Group Wine Club membership, vintophiles receive a 25% discount on wine purchases, along with free shipping on orders with six or more mix-and-match bottles, a wine key, and preferential notice on new releases, tastings, wine dinners, and cork beauty pageants.
Wineries Group is in the design stages of an ambitiously green winery that will abandon the traditional source of vintner power, coal-powered grape-stompers, for wind, solar, and geothermal energy. Historically, El Paso was once known as a premier wine region that, in the 1700s, produced wines specifically for the king and queen of Spain. Wineries Group strives now to recapture that heritage, crafting grown-up grape drinks capable of pleasing modern-day royalty and democratically elected dog catchers alike.