Most children won't eat a vegetable unless it is fried, just like they won't walk a dog that isn't wearing a bow tie. Pick your battles with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of wings, ribs, and drinks at Wings Over Rochester.

Wings Over Rochester's hand-battered wings emerge from the kitchen cloaked in one of 18 spicy flavors and headline a menu of meat-centric favorites, including slow-cooked ribs, sandwiches, and wraps. Like pumpkins and bodyguards, boneless wings are priced by their weight ($6.49+), and sauce-smothered bone-in wings maintain their individuality in groups ranging from 7 to 120 ($5.99+). Spice-inclined diners can deck their wings in buffalo, barbecue, and teriyaki sauces of varying piquancy levels or opt for specialty sauces such as the jamaican jerk or oriental sesame. Slow-cooked in a choice of barbecue or teriyaki glazes, St. Louis–style pork ribs sail onto salvers by the full ($15.99) or half-rack ($8.99), pairing with a full pound of waffle fries ($3.99) and sandwiches stuffed with broiled chicken ($5.99 each) to round out the evening’s menu. Open late, Wings Over Rochester is the ideal place to partake in a postpub snack or mollify a somewhat hungry pack of werewolves.