Stress is a misunderstood entity—like a badger trapped in a birdcage, it just wants to be released from the confines of the human body to freely frolic in misty meadows. Let stress spread its wings and soar away with today's Groupon for spa services at Oshun Spa and Winks Eyelash Boutique. Choose from three options:
- For $69, you get Oshun Spa's Spa Package 1, which includes a custom facial, salt glow, and mani-pedi (a $245 value).
- For $69, you get Oshun Spa's Spa Package 2, which includes a custom facial, spa mani-pedi, and Brazilian wax (a $245 value).
- For $35, you get a set of natural mink eyelashes from Winks Eyelash Boutique (a $122 value).
Oshun Spa polishes both inner and outer beauty through a variety of spa services, all performed by a staff of skilled and sociable aestheticians. Spa Package 1 includes a one-hour custom facial (a $95 value), which restores a glow more youthful than the screams at a Justin Bieber concert to once-glowering visages. The one-hour salt glow exfoliates patients' fleshy body armour with sea-salt-infused oils (an $85 value). Soak, scrub, shape, buff, and polish tired keyboard coddlers with a 30-minute manicure (a $30 value), and restore a despondent foot's faith in humanity with a 45-minute pedicure that includes callus removal (a $35 value).
In addition to the custom facial (a $95 value), Spa Package 2 introduces a follicular-deforesting Brazilian wax (a $55 value) and a lengthier spa pedicure (a $50 value) and spa manicure (a $45 value), both of which include rejuvenating masks and foot, leg, hand, and arm massages.
Option three offers the opportunity to cloak corneas in luxuriant synthetic mink lashes (a $122 value) from Winks Eyelash Boutique, making peace with tear ducts still recovering from the release of The Notebook. Extensions last up to 5–6 weeks and grow out with your natural, endearingly human lashes.
As of April 1, 2011, the spa changed its name to Winks Eyelash Boutique and Spa.