What You'll Get
Like preparing for a job interview, preparing for winter means saying goodbye to jean shorts and spending hours in front of a mirror practicing the delivery of jokes about the weather. Out smart winter winds with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get a winterization package for in-ground irrigation systems from Wintergreen Grounds Management Services (a $100 value). The package includes the following services:
- Lines blown out with compressed air
- A check to ensure no water remains in the system
- Removal of remote valves
- Lines tagged to prevent winter use
This deal does not include the cost of parts for repairs, but Groupon holders receive 10% off the cost of parts.
Wintergreen Grounds Management Services’ team of adroit yardscapers readies in-ground irrigation systems for hibernation with a thorough winterization package. After swooping down upon grassy planes, expert technicians employ freshly compacted compressed air to blow out irrigation lines and quash subterranean badger coups. The ersatz rainmaking system is then checked to ensure that no water is left behind, and remote valves get plucked out in protest of humanity’s dependence on robots. To cap off the cold-weather shutdown, distribution lines get tagged to prevent mid-winter lawn waterings. As an added bonus, today’s deal grants Groupon holders 10 per cent off the cost of all parts for irrigation repairs and half off the cost of future irrigation packages.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 19, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Subject to weather. Valid only within London, Cambridge, Kitchener, Waterloo, and Woodstock. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Wintergreen Grounds Management Services
Wintergreen Grounds Management Services has certified technicians hard at work in more than 50 cities across the country. Armed with lawn mowers, blowers, and landscaping tools, they spread throughout the land, leaving a swath of perfectly trimmed and pruned yards in their wake. When snow and litter rain down from the angry sky, the groundskeepers swoop in with plows and trash spears to leave the premises clear and clean. Custom irrigation systems satiate sod plots and plants with scheduled watering, and outdoor lighting setups illuminate landscapes at night, transforming typical lawns into dramatic stages that attract Shakespearean garden gnomes.