What You'll Get
Earthbound spirits still care about the planet, which is why haunted houses feature lights that suddenly go out and showers that shut off after three minutes. Feel the phantom power with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $30 for general-admission passes for two (up to a $60 value)
- $58 for general-admission passes for four (up to a $120 value)<p>
General-admission passes grant access to the Haunted Hayride, three haunted houses, and all other park amenities. This Groupon is valid for use on September 28, September 29, September 30, October 4, October 11, October 18, October 25, or October 31.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 31, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must be 6 or older. Subject to weather. Valid only on 9/28/12, 9/29/12, 9/30/12, 10/4/12, 10/11/12, 10/18/12, 10/25/12, or 10/31/12. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Witch’s Woods
With three haunted houses, a spooky hayride, and a bustling carnival, Witch’s Woods is a Halloween theme park that rises from the mist for only one month a year. Ferried along by a sputtering tractor, Haunted Hayride passengers cower for 14 grueling minutes as they are assailed from all sides by zombies, werewolves, and ghouls. At the end of the ride, three paths lead to additional attractions, including Castle Morbid, in which medieval spirits chase interlopers through the halls and into the depths of the deep, where it becomes increasingly apparent that the weapons that once kept intruders out are now employed to keep them in. Nightmare Mansion is inhabited by a cursed family whose eternal life has left them as withered husks driven insane with rage at visitors who still possess the ability to die. Another path leads through woods walk, Vampire Passage. A chilling walk through our woods infested with vampires. The final path leads to the 3-D Keeper’s Crypt, where the undead shamble and scream as they pursue their prey, and where the walls themselves seem to be closing in.
A creepy carnival awaits survivors with rides, games, and more attractions. The Horrorwood Chamber of Chills puts favorite Halloween and horror-movie characters on display, including such icons as Frankenstein, Freddy Krueger, and Mary Shelley’s original version of Shrek. Meanwhile, the Jack O’ Lantern Jamboree displays rows upon rows of professionally carved pumpkins, eerily glowing at self-guided passersby.