What You'll Get
Being beautiful is hard work, which is why, when viewed up close, most supermodels resemble elderly oil-rig workers. Easily maintain aesthetic superiority with today's Groupon to Women's Clinic, Ltd. in West Reading. Choose between two treatments:
- For $49, you get a facial microdermabrasion treatment (a $99 value).
- For $99, you get three laser hair-removal sessions for the face, underarms, or bikini line (a $1,050 value).
Attached to the Reading Hospital and Medical Center, the 60-year-old Women's Clinic, Ltd., resurrects wilted skin and slays unwanted hair with the cutting edge of beauty's technological arsenal. During the microderabrasion treatment, a stream of small crystals blasts off the outer layer of dead and damaged skin cells, which are then gently suctioned off the face, exposing the fresh, idealistic cells underneath that have yet to sell out their youthful vigor to dryness and sun damage. The treatment can eliminate such beauty plagues as fine lines, enlarged pores, age spots, hyperpigmentation, scars, wrinkles, and extraterrestrial parasites acting as second skins. Those looking to gain an aerodynamic edge in a dolphin swim-off can avail themselves of the laser hair-removal treatments, which barrage ill-loved fur with supercharged light from a state-of-the-art Laserscope Lyra machine. This beam box directs long pulses of light at follicles, using heat to lull them into an ineffectual, sloth-like stupor.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 25, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2/person, may buy 2 add'l as gifts. Limit 1/visit. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice. New clients only. Laser hair removal sessions must be used on 1 treatment area. Must use in 1 visit. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.