What You'll Get
Getting in shape, much like speed-reading Russian literature, requires concentration and the strength to forge ahead through painful, protracted inner monologues. Forge ahead toward fitness with today’s Groupon to Women's Exotic Workout. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get three exotic pole-dancing classes (a $75 value).
- For $18, you get three yoga classes (a $36 value).
At Women's Exotic Workout, founder Adena draws on her more than 30 years of experience in exercise, dance, and performing arts to helm exotic and pole-dancing classes. Whirl through nine different exotic art forms, including belly dancing, tribal techniques, light gymnastics, chair work, and potato-sack escape acts, while muscles commit up to 130 beginner and intermediate moves to memory. The upbeat, supportive environment enlightens the senses and elevates ladies from timid to titillated over the course of 60–75 minutes. Yoga instruction is available for students of all levels, strengthening the core and improving flexibility so pliable protégés can perform the Y.M.C.A. solely with their legs. Women partaking in exotic and pole-dancing classes must be at least 19 years old or accompanied by an adult. See the website for the selection of classes.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 24, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must redeem classes in full 2 months from activation. Must be 19 or older for both options; must be accompanied by parent or guardian if under 19 for yoga option. Must sign waiver. Valid for new customers or those who have been inactive for at least 12 months. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.