What You'll Get
Similar to old pennies, environmental toxins are ubiquitous, harmful if swallowed, and may contain trace amounts of Abraham Lincoln. Cleanse yourself of powerful substances with today's Groupon to Wonder Wrap. Choose between the following options:
- For $17, you get a 30-minute bio-cleanse footbath (a $35 value).
- For $75, you get a 60-minute mineral body wrap of choice (up to a $150 value).
Trained technicians at Wonder Wrap administer services intended to leach out toxins and help increase overall health. Wrap experts measure customers before winding their bodies in cloth as soft as a marshmallow in a cashmere sweater. Technicians apply dashes of exclusive mineral-wrap solution to encourage toxin disposal and smooth cellulite. The center encourages customers to remain active during their one-hour treatments by walking, flexing their arms, and teaching the monster mash to their reflections. Clients can expect to lose six inches, or they will receive a free second wrap. Afterward, technicians unwind the wrap and take a final set of measurements to compare against the first set.
Customers can also detoxify their entire bodies with a 30-minute bio-cleanse footbath. Customers immerse their feet in water roiling with charged atoms, which is designed to attract impurities such as heavy metals, chemicals, and Christmas cards misprinted with dirty words. After several sessions, customers may feel a greater sense of wellness and ease in their newly cleansed bodies.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 30, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice or $25 fee may apply. Must be 18 or older or have guardian signature. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Wonder Wrap
Wonder Wrap’s technicians provide several services that promote overall body health, wellness, and detoxification. Alongside Wonder Wrap’s headlining service of Body Wraps, the facility also provides detoxifying footbaths, infrared saunas, and total body cleanses. It is their belief that a 'clean-machine' performs better in daily life.